Flying Spaghetti Monster Feast

Posted at 8:01 am January 25th, 2012 by Jessika
Flying Spaghetti Monster with Adam

Flying Spaghetti Monster with Adam

 

In case you haven’t heard, the SAIU is having a Flying Spaghetti Monster Feast on Friday, April 20th. We will have special Flying Spaghetti Monster shirts available for purchase and we want YOU to design one. The design winner will receive a free shirt!

 

 

Here are the details:

Deadline for Submissions: Friday, March 30th

Format:  Underground Printing says “vector artwork is ideal, so if you have access to Illustrator art, that’s the best.  However, a high resolution jpg or photoshop file with the fonts expanded to outlines  would work to.”  That being said, if you have a really cool idea but are no good at designing on computers do not fret! You may submit your drawing and someone will find a way to make a computer design out of it.

Suggestions: Keep in mind that these shirts will be sold to a lot of people, so if you’d like to win, your submission should be something enjoyable by most people. Also, if you think the design should go on a certain color fabric, let us know with your submission! After the deadline the officers will look through them and vote on our three favorites and let the people chose from those.

Send submissions and questions about the contest to secular@indiana.edu

 

*Have no idea what the heck we’re talking about? Check out the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and read the good word.

*Are you in a band, improv comedy group, or involved in some other entertainment? Would you like to be the featured entertainment for our feast? Email secular@indiana.edu today!

Movie Night – The Man From Earth

Posted at 4:01 pm January 21st, 2012 by Carly
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Get pumped for our first movie night of the year! We will be watching The Man From Earth and I am so excited.

Rottentomatoes sez: “The story concerns a scientist who summons a group of associates to a cabin one freezing night, and strikes them with a fantastic revelation: he is not a traditional human, but a 14,000 year-old immortal, who has survived centuries of evolution from the Cro-Magnon Era to the present.”

We meet in Lindley Hall 102. Lindley Hall is south of the IMU and north of Swain Hall, on the west border of Dunn Woods.

No, I Don’t Hate Tim Tebow Because He’s A Christian

Posted at 11:01 am January 19th, 2012 by matt

Try to guess whom I’m talking about: Player A is a much talked about quarterback and a bit of a polarizing figure in the NFL. Player B is also a high profile quarterback who hasn’t quite found sustained post-season success. Player A goes to church every week. Player B waited until marriage to have sex.

Player A once said, “It’s a calming feeling when the Lord runs your life.” Player B goes around preaching abstinence and discouraging premarital sex.

Can you figure out which mystery player is Tim Tebow? That’s actually a trick question, because neither one of them is. Player A is Ben Roethlisberger, the two-time Super Bowl winning quarterback for the Pittsburg Steelers. Player B is Philip Rivers, the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers.

Troy Polamalu, Pittsburgh’s All-Pro safety, converted to Eastern Orthodox Christianity and has made pilgrimages to various religious sites in Europe and the Middle East. He makes the Sign of the Cross after every play.

Most players routinely point to the sky after scoring a touchdown and form prayer circles after games. Thanking God is a common thing to hear after a victory. Oh, and there’s that Touchdown Jesus nearby Notre Dame’s football stadium.

The point I’m trying to make is that Tebow’s openness about his faith isn’t something new. In fact, it’s more likely the norm for most athletes. And yet Tebow’s openness about his faith is always played up as if it’s some sort of controversial stance. It’s not.

If being a devout Christian in the NFL were really as controversial as it’s being portrayed with Tebow, then why do Roethlisberger and Rivers get free passes? Where’s the uproar aimed towards former Indianapolis Colts head coach Tony Dungy, who was never shy about expressing the role he felt faith has both in and outside of football?

The reason Tebow is always making headlines isn’t due to being an evangelical Christian, it’s the misguided perception that people actually care about him wearing his religion on his sleeve. The media’s made a big deal about the Bible verses that he paints on his eye black, and about how he’s a virgin, and about how often he visibly prays during games.

Well guess what, NFL fans don’t care about that. We just want to watch football. Maybe some of us hate Tebow and the Broncos because we live in Oakland, or Kansas City, or San Diego. Maybe some of us hate the media hype around Tebow rather than Tebow himself. Maybe we’re tired of hearing about how those of us who don’t root for Tebow supposedly root against him solely due to his faith.

It’s possible Tebow rubbed people the wrong way at one point, but that ship has sailed. His faith has actually become more of a gimmick than anything. Instead of ragging on how he used to put Biblical verses on his eye black, people crack messiah jokes, lightheartedly cite divine intervention for his unlikely success, and laugh about the 316 yards Tebow threw in his first playoff game alludes to John 3:16.

And then there’s the whole Tebowing phenomenon. When the Pittsburgh Steelers lost to the Bronces a few weeks ago, Pittsburgh’s mayor lost a bet that required him to be photographed Tebowing in a Broncos jersey. Tell me where the hatred’s coming from.

So here’s what we should do: Recognize that Tebow isn’t a controversial figure for being open about his faith, stop framing everything Tebow does with the whole Good versus Evil angle, and stop posing dumb questions like “What if Tim Tebow were Muslim?”

And if you want to spend your time rooting against something that actually is evil, join me in rooting against the Green Bay Packers.

Matt Cowan is a third-year student at IU studying Journalism. He is transitioning to becoming the Treasurer of the Secular Alliance. He hopes to become a  sports columnist or beat reporter for a major newspaper or media organization.